Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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