Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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