It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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