How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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