he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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