Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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