they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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