I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
being pregnant is like rehab
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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