Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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