Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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