But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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