I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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