it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm both gender and math confused
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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