Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm too high and old for this...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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