Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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