Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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