They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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