My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
im about as happy as oj after his trial
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Stone age, man.
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Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You don't know the capacity of my vagina