How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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