mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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