It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He has the fingertips of a God
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