the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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