belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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