I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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