How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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