fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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