I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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