Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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