I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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