So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Semen is not good for contacts.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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