I'm laying in your front yard are you home
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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