he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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