There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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