Ketchup is God's man juice
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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