Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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