i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
This baby is an asshole
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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