HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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