Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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