I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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