The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I see more hoeing in ur future
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