Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
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Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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