If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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