Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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