why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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