Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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