I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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