3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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