The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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