Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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