This is not my ceiling
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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