did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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