I'm really into asian looking animals
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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