no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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