So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
handjob tips. give me some.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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