I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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