i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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