My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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